A voluptuously surreal performance: the rhythm section is two tap dancers and a tuba, the singer plays guitar the way most people play the piano.

Charlie Krone on the Slide Trombone wears a three-peice corduroy suit and plays the fish-- an invincible combination. Amy Gilmore aka "Freudian Slip Spice" or "F@*k Off Spice" tap dances on an oak slab with the grace and style of many things that are both stylish and graceful, like... a winchester rifle. Nancy Moore aka "Spice Rack" sings with charm of forty Shirley Temples and two Harvey Wallbangers. If done properly, no can defend. Elizabeth Milliken aka "Concrete Sequential Kenievel" taps on shoes on metal on three plys of solid oak on rubber coasters intended for furniture. But Concrete Sequential Kenievel is not furniture, no. She taps like a bird-- no, like two birds. Lovely, through and through. Ben Vokits aka "Literal Spice" plays the Conn 21-J "Naked Lady" which is, in fact, a tuba. There is little about anyone on the face of this planet that could be more impressive than that. Joey Welch aka "Random Abstract Kenievel" plays a beautiful Gibson ES-175 and sings like two birds. He enjoys many bands playing at once (preferably marching bands), warped records played at wrong speeds, and believes the funniest things in life are initially horrifically inconvenient.